Re: Patrick/Dahlia
[Frowns.] maybe? like i said i dont know her real good. you probably know her better than me. but she was causin some problems round the place before she just up and left the commune job. [...] if you wanna tell her you gotta friend in AA, you can. if she just wanna go and unload some shit minus the day drinkin then theres room in the local carpool.
uhhhhhhhh dude we aint [...] like that. i mean not now. i mean maybe? if shes even interes look. NEVERMIND. i guess i should tell her bout the [...] screamin thing. sometime.
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