[Eddie Nelson]
[The box is so obnoxiously decorated. The wrapping paper is covered in decorated christmas trees made from glitter (so much so that it falls off and gets everywhere. Huge shiny bows in metallic candy cane patterns are stuck to the top four corners, and there are tons of those little stick on LED lights that shift their twinkles between red and white and green. Inside? A R-Kaid-R in Green/Black/Brass. Card: "Merry Christmas. Love you. ~S"]