Re: Anon Emails
[...] it was just part of the job. if these dudes took their shit out on me then they werent gettin anywhere near close enough to do it on the girls. thats all.
cute. 🐶
uh. dont tell her i broke the bff code and said that. shes sorta sensitive bout it. [...] dude im her bestie. i know what she wants cause shes LITERALLY told me. i watched her swoon over this one dark and mysterious stranger dude for months. she wants the fairy tale. she wants new and excitin and life changin shit.
me on the other hand. the alternative. right. so like. what. the shit we already got plus some lukewarm upgrade?? like im a good lay or whatever but she grew up with me dude. shes seen me cry. seen me messy and shitty and angry. aint nothin to swoon at over here. shes just gonna get fed up with me after a week like everybody else fuckin does and then ill be out a best friend AND my pride. curtains. roll the credits. fin.