Re: Anon Emails
you live a charmed fuckin life my dude. no, i think they disagreed with me MORE cause sex work brings out both the dumbest and most fuckin entitled of men. i got called every creative slur in the book. i seen all manner of man tantrums. dense motherfuckers still hit on me all the time. like this one guy tried to follow me home from the bar every night for a week cause he was convinced his magic dick would turn me straight or some shit. didnt leave me the fuck alone til i broke his nose and four of his fingers. and that was me bein generous. i left him one just so he could call an ambulance. [...] only shit i got out of that line of work was a reputation and gettin REAL good at wrist locks.
[She just attaches a screenshot of his email address in her contacts, which has been re-named as extremely hungover puppy. With emojis.]
dude i dont even fuckin know. im dealin with a thirty year old virgin. im hopin for like second base. max. so like. who gives a shit. she has this idea in her head bout how its supposed to go. who the fuck am i to tell her no?
uhh that is the most man centric advice i ever seen but okay my dude.