Re: Briar M/Newt P
Oh, that would be a fine weapon! Throw one at someone if they don't expect it and send them somewhere with no doors and---hmm. I like this idea. Why would you want to travel through a fireplace? Are they that common in England? Brooms are hilarious, but seems a bit precarious? Well. Your kind do seem to cling to your traditions so I guess it isn't too surprising.
Do you have an equivilant for cell phones then? Motorbikes. Aeroplanes. Ah, I miss Britain. Last time I was there the Berlin wall was still up. I'm not upset, more disappointed. It would be a fun challenge I think.