[Sasha...?]
[There is no return letter from Sasha, because Sasha isn't a weirdo. She pokes at him a few times on the forum. Mostly about invitations causing complications or inappropriate jokes, completely unaware (yet oddly accepting) that there will be no answer.
For the record, the letter? The best punchline of all those 'old man' jokes. She appreciates the effort put in to maintaining that ridiculousness. A+. 10/10. Would rofl again.]