Re: call: connie/patrick
Hmm!! [She considers it.] If we assume the elf folk are magic, there might be traditions centered around the ears. Which!! Would explain why we never had them. [Very stern. He's heard it before when he didn't do his homework or snuck out on a weeknight.] You want to be a police officer, Patrick Gunster. That is a profession that relies mostly on being responsible. Showing up! Doing the work!