Re: call: connie/patrick
Okay, since the H20 saved you from the immediate prospect of gross death, riddle me this: Do you think elf ear people are born with their elf ears? [Groan.] Not the disappointed sound, Con. I can handle the disappointed voice, but not the disappointed sound. [Sigh.] Would you believe that I'm required to have one major flaw, or else the universe would implode because of my uncontrolled perfection, and irresponsibility is my flaw?