Re: call: connie/patrick
Okay, okay. Then! Next time you give me a compliment, I'll say yes I know! [Sigh. Scientist sigh that sounds like their dad when he was worrying over one of his machines.] I can make things that make you jump forward. I just built this amazing device that can jump you to a place three yards in front of you instantly! Technically, it's time travel, but it feels like teleporting! But, I have no clue how to wind stuff back. I don't know if it's scientifically possible! I'm probably going to spend my whole life on it and that's fine with me but [She sighs again.] Something is missing. Maybe it's not even science. That's what freaks me out.
[Then, after ranting she listens because elf ears? She can barely entertain the idea.] What exactly were these ears attached to?