Call: Samovar/Eddie
[The phone is picked up by somebody young who sounds faintly terrified and rattles off a clearly scripted greeting. There's noise in the background, the young person stops and repeats the greeting with gaps for air between words. It sounds better. There's a rattle and the receiver is taken over.]
да? [Nobody cares what it is she says. It is Russian. They expect it. Little teenagers find it fascinating and terrifying. Good business.]