Re: jason/mj
So everybody was sort of [...] not themselves at the party thing. Right? Me, I was a fancy asshole obsessed with ladies, and I got a major thing for literally the first person I saw. Like world's going to end if we don't get together right now, that level of a thing. I think it was like [...] I don't know, some sort of weird version of prince charming, or the guy in a romantic movie with a frilly necktie, that kind of a thing. I didn't really remember who I was or where I came from. So this girl and I kind of hung out, made out a little, started getting down, and then the sun came up and I found out it was Helena. Don't know if you ever met Helena. She's Bruce's daughter. [...] I don't know how, but it actually gets worse, which is she didn't recognize me. No clue who I was. She knew my name, but said it like I was a weird cousin someone told her about. So I don't know if she has amnesia, or [...] anyway, that's it.