No, actually, I was going to go with 'from one honkey to another,' but I didn't know if we were, like, at that level yet, you know?
[Oh, boy.] Well, a box upended itself, emptying stuff everywhere, that scattered contrary to physics. Um, then... a door behind the bed sprung open on its own and rifles spilled out. And then I ran out. Oh! And the lights were flickering the whole time and it was like being inside of a snowman's [...] m-mouth. It was cold. Really, really cold.