Re: quicklog: the arcade Head of Security. [The emphasis was totally unmistakable.] Jason, that means you're in charge of keeping that whole place safe from anyone who might want to thwart their League of Evil plans. It means you're totally complicit with all the horrible things that happen there. It means you're either totally lying to me about everything, or you're totally stupid, and neither of those are good things, Jason. And as angry as I am at her, she'd totally lose it if she knew you were some big-shot loyal guy to this evil organization because of her. I thought you were a security guard! [That last part was loud, but hissed in a whisper.]