Re: flash/gwen This stuff is all super confusing. Not as confusing as figuring out the intricacies of intimate relations, because everyone totally has a different opinion, but nearly as confusing. There should be a rulebook, one that isn't written by women's magazines. [...] Right. She's kind of perfect, and I totally get I'm sort of lacking when it comes to being like her and Felicity.
[...] Okay, I wanted to say this in person, but I guess that's a super lead-in? Everyone noticed that MJ only took her clothes off and started with Jason when you got there, Flash. We'd all been there for a while, and she didn't do anything like that until you arrived. It would be totally wrong for me not to tell you, even though I totally don't want to tell you. Even Jason noticed.
[...] [...] [...] I'm going to go into this tree, okay? I think there's not going to be any signal, since I haven't had any success sending probes or cameras in, so if I don't check back in after 15 minutes, then totally save my research, okay?