Re: Cat/Jack
Report the failings to Management. I'm sure they'll conjure up caviar at the next crowd-sourced entertainment.
I started out sober and finished up deeply hungover. Parties give me the bloody hump. People expect you to be things and I can't deliver, even when they don't know it's me. The haunted hotel has waffles, I'm assured, so that's a positive in its favor. I'm living on a corridor of old women who report in detail on every curtain-twitch in the neighborhood. And that animal takes far too much pleasure in mauling my feet.