Re: Daniel/Sasha
It's a good thing one of us is. How about this offering instead? ~~~~~ Cinderella is moping around, upset that she can't go to the ball and meet the Prince. Her Fairy Godmother appears with a POOF to find out what's the matter. She provides Cinderella with the finest in dresses, shoes, accessories, coach & horses, and pretty much anything you could think of for a fancy night out at the Royal Ball - except for one thing.
"Fairy Godmother, I know for certain that the Prince is going to love me in this outfit. What if the Prince and I... what if we really hit it off, and..." The Fairy Godmother winks. "Okay, what I have here for you is a magic diaphragm. If you put it in, I guarantee that you won't get pregnant. The trick is, though - you have to be back here by midnight or it'll turn into a pumpkin. Get going, and be careful out there!"
The Fairy Godmother hangs around Cinderella's place waiting for her to return. The hours tick by, and midnight comes and goes with no sign of the girl. Finally, around 2AM Cinderella comes home looking thoroughly disheveled but otherwise none the worse for wear. By this point the Fairy Godmother is freaking out. "Cinderella! Where were you all this time! I was so worried about you! What happened?"
"Well, the Prince and I didn't really hit it off. But I ended up meeting the nicest guy! What was his name... Peter, Peter... pumpkin... something..."