Re: Theater Drunkheads: Eddie/Sasha
Eddie took a couple steps back, almost tripping off the stage with a giggle as she did that awful (wonderful) German accent and set the rune down. He had messed around with magic stuff for as long as he could remember and something about this felt like when you didn't put enough syrup into a soda machine. There was going to be a lot of fizz, but the flavor wasn't going to be there. Eddie took a seat in one of the cars, laying his arm along the seat and burping loudly.
"You said you didn't have a problem with the slurs!" He shouted back with his hand cupped to his mouth and then gave her a thumbs up. On cue, the rune glowed a pretty blue and split apart, pouring the light out on the stage. "Step back!" Eddie advised and a cloud of mist followed that stuck to the back of the throat and smelled like the tall trees in Germany.
Eddie was told that there was a Nazi trapped in the rune, so he wasn't expecting the form of large eagle to appear in the mist, wings spreading wide with a loud cry. "Oooh." Eddie marveled and wanted to clap because that was his natural inclination towards these things. The bird lifted his wings like a Nazi eagle statue on top of a monument and with another cry, fizzled into the screen.
That's when things went really, really wrong.
The screen itself seemed to melt and Eddie jumped out of his car, brandishing a gun (don't ask him where he kept it) to pull Sasha back from any danger. When he stepped out of the car, though, the ground was wet and covered in vines and leaves. He looked around the theater and saw beautiful elms and willows surround him. Eddie didn't know where the walls of the theater were or if they were in Kansas anymore.
"Maybe I shouldn't have drawn some dongs this time."