How long have you been a diner owner? Long enough to know if you're really good or not? Your snark has been noted.
NYC is the drunk girl that can't stop crying because she threw up in her cosmo and then drank it. Jersey is the girl that does vodka shots through her eyeball because, well, it's better than living in Jersey. I worked on a cruise ship. I was a whiz at the omelette station. Most of my NYC experience is via the docks.