The hardware store has free popcorn and its amazing.
The cash only line at the grocery store is not merely a suggestion, but if you're feeling frisky it is THE risk to take on the lunch hour.
Drivers ed on Tuesdays and Thursdays after school so just run for your life. But should you fall victim to the logic that lets aging gym teachers teach teenagers to drive - There is only one decent place to get your car fixed. Ramsey's Repairs :)