I am fully ready to be judged outright and openly tomorrow evening at around 8pm [provides an address for an isolated storage unit]. At my temporary laboratory, of course. Which might sound unnerving, but I assure you it's far from.
I've an experimental invention that might assist you in your descent, which may be able to create an environment a touch less perilous for you. The aim of this invention is communication through the gauntlet of the spirit realm, which may help you back in a timely manner.
[Can she tell he's excited about his nerdy invention.]