Ah, the baby of the family. I'm sure if I knew you better that would explain so much about you. Granted, I haven't read much on birth order dynamics and I'm not really much of a psychologist, so it could all just be bullshit. Of course, if you're completely spoiled, then I take it all back.
Even NSA wiretappers need a little fun every now and again. Can you imagine how dull this conversation is for them? (Hi folks!)