Dante "Inferno" Zaragoza - Death'll find you... (xolotl) wrote in repose,
Re: text: clover/dante
I avoid Valentine’s dates. They all expect the same thing, 3hrs in my bathroom getting ready just to have someone try to pretend to be witty and get intimidated and butt hurt when I can fix a car better than they can and can probably talk circles around them on any topic they try for and then after their shitty attempts at being charming enough to get into my pants all night they’ll fail to deliver anyway and I could have accomplished everything already done by taking myself out to the club and buying a vibrator on the way home.
So #Nope. Me and my couch with a bottle of wine and a documentary after a long day at work sounds bomb. Hugh invited me out to the karaoke thing but iiiiiiiiiidk.