Re: Sam & Cris
You wanna fuck good and pure? We can close our eyes and ride it out. I'll recite some prayers and you can do your Hail Marys, huh? That get you going, mami?
Not always, nena. Alright, lemme see. [He screenshots it.]
Don't say that shit again. :-P [Eyebrows.] More infuriating than even me, huh? You know how I get bout competition. [...] I don't think you're a dick, baby. I never have. Why's it infuriating that he won't let you insult yourself?
The story where the guy has to sell his watch to buy his wife a comb for Christmas, and she shaves her hair off or something to buy him a chain for his watch. Real moving stuff. [...] You ain't mourning convincingly there, angelita.