Uh, a rational human being? idk you do you I guess. Paint's never done it for me. Humor. Or idk, making me feel bad. Those are both pretty compelling, not a late 90s computer program or whatever.
It's kinda hard to get a hard-on for someone who like, tries to break your face with a gym locker but hey I'm pretty impressed at your resourcefulness with Cool Jocks in lycra. Or you were like, srsly hard up for fantasies.