Re: Call: holly w/noah n
Wait, wait, wait. Back up. Were you getting people off with your feet in middle school?? [He's pretty sure Noah is full of shit right now, but just checking.] And pissing on people? [Seriously.] No feet. No piss. No fingering assholes. No strap-ons. [Firmly:] Allowed: Kissing, touching, handjobs, rubbing against each other. And you're lucky I'm including handjobs.