*Technically 2 might just be anti-Semitic but that depends a lot on v v controversial distinctions between religion and race etc, but close enough.
Because if I seek your approval, just telling you about my Pog collection and having you think that makes me cool isn't authentic enough. You gotta get down to the gritty stuff to make it more meaningful. In the mind of a hormonal insecure teenager, I mean.
I promise I will totally make you put a $20 in the swear jar the next time I see you. I will make you a swear jar, too. (Superficial enough?)