I think we just need to agree to disagree and just eat the damn things. We all know what we mean when we ask for a scone, no matter how we pronounce it. I'm just hungry.
There might be a few. I'm possibly being haunted by a very pedantic ghost with a whole mass of grudges against me.
That's fine, I'm not after anything, I promise. I'm just enjoying the conversation. If I went a bit too far, I apologise. With an 's'. Rule Britannia!