Around here?? I wouldn't be surprised. Which would be more concerning to you, a literal ages old viking or somebody who is stuck in some old world version of a weird ren-faire fantasy/cosplay kink? And there is worse sex you could be having.
Oh, I fully go easy on you. I put up with way more of your shit than anyone else. But again, I can say the same for you.
Hey, do you know anything about cars yet? I was going to ask future you to teach me to drive since I can afford a car now and I'm sick of walking in the winter when I can't skate.