Re: Billy/Atticus
Okay, probably it was more of a brisk walk but you get my point. And these days you're more likely to be considered a freak if you're under 35 and don't openly admit to eating ass, so times they have a'changed, my friend.
Maybe more like letting your college-age child move back home into an apartment over your garage and eat all the food in your fridge, except it was your attic. And then parking on your land, where you totally promised me a tire swing and did not deliver, ftr. And okay, just leave room for your apathy and the holy spirit while you're in there.
It's not that I like them so much as I like fucking, I'm good at it, and it would just feel wasteful to be celibate just because I've got intimacy issues and ptsd going for me. Also they're usually willing to bring benzos and shit, if I offer a discount. Jewish mom needs to get some consistency going, because you've also offered to hook me up with men your age. I suspect you're regretting the impulsive adoption and hoping to pawn me off instead of returning me to the pound.
[After a little google-fu, he links to one of the many news articles with pics.] Idk about Janus. You told me he was a bus driver, so in my head I always pictured some old dude with a chevron moustache and a bald spot.