"My permi-um...kinda." Pippin fumbled around to get her phone out so she could show the forum conversation. Just now she realized that it could be a set up. Already pale, Pippin's complexion went practically transparent.
The dismissal and assurance made Pippin blink then smile sheepishly in relief as she stepped out of the woods. Of course, the light picked out her hair even from a distance.
"So uh..." She was now faced with sounding extremely stupid. "Are you Casanova or do I need to crawl in a hole and pull a rock over my head?"