Re: [Rangers]
I'm shit out of luck, friendo. Metabolism works too fast. I can barely get drunk even if I chug a barrel of whiskey, it's horrible. Pray 4 me.
Oh, I don't blame you. For the most part we're a bunch of toxic-masculinity repressed homophobes looking to assert our relevance via intimidation and scare tactics. I consider myself the particularly fabulous exception to that rule.
You also kinda smell like mushrooms tbh? Hate to break it to you.