Re: Billy K/Connie G
We'll go with understatement of the century on that one, yes. And I agree, I eat better now than I have in years. He likes to force actual meals on me instead of letting me subsist on pizza bagels. [Wryly.] No, I am lucky. He's a good friend to me, even though he would deny it to his grave and probably thinks of me as a babysitting charge that he doesn't get paid to deal with.
New headcanon! Keith Richards is the vampiric incarnation of Caligula who has mellowed out with age.