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The Legend of Vox Machina Episodes 1-6 Sentence Starters
- “Why do we always play drinking games with a guy twice our size?”
- “The greatest? I heard you couldn’t even rescue a cow from a burning barn.”
- “Let’s keep things civil, friend. We’re not looking for trouble.”
- “La, da, da, my lady’s rose I will pluck. My love, it’s time for us to–”
- “Does this mean we’re officially banned from every tavern in town?”
- “We’ve got no money, no place to live and fŐ˝ck all for prospects.”
- “I mean, if protecting carts from swindlers and killing goblins for gold isn’t getting us anywhere, I don’t know, maybe… maybe we could try doing some good this time?”
- “Have you ever thought maybe we’re not really meant to do this?”
- “Honestly, why are we even together?”
- “This is our purpose. Fighting for justice, for glory, protecting the kingdom and stuff. And most importantly… Lots of money!”
- “Yeah, yeah, nobility and heroism is fine and all, but we’re in this for the money.”
- “I suggest we run. Right now!”
- “Fuck that! We fight!”
- “Uh, I mean I’m not gonna lie, I’m terrified out of my mind. But I’m in.”
- “I wouldn’t say “kill,” really. We’re still kind of working on that part.”
- “Please, with the way that man dotes on you, I’m sure you can work something out.”
- “You have entered a realm of mystery, of magic, of marvel.”
- “If we survive this… I owe you dinner.”
- “Really? ‘Cause they told me you have “dick for brains,” which doesn’t seem possible.”
- “You’ve been lucky so far, but you have no idea what you have gotten yourself into.”
- “Those are pretty. But also… ominous.”
- “I must say, I’m impressed. To tell you the truth, I was certain you would die… But it seems some vermin are harder to kill than others.”
- “I would like to… rage!”
- “Huh. You know, you’re a lot smarter than we give you credit for.”
- “Oh, how I’ve missed respectability.”
- “I never agreed to this stupid game.”
- “I’m simply suggesting you could all benefit from some well-practiced restraint.”
- “I say you just walk over, say hello to break the ice, then punch them in the face.”
- “You got a sword. Oh, that’s cute.”
- “No! I had them! And you let them slip away.”
- “You fool… Now your soul is forfeit.”
- “I know we have a lot to talk about, but I’m not turning into a vampire, am I?”
- “I wasn’t aware that you were owed information about my past.”
- “When your past comes to kill us, I’d say we deserve a heads-up.”
- “Hey, I don’t take orders from you, asshole.”
- “Oh. Well, do you think they’re mad at you? I mean, maybe… maybe you should just say sorry.”
- “I don’t get to go home until I prove myself worthy. Which might not happen, so…”
- “I’m just saying, I know you think you’re alone. That we don’t know what you’re going through. But you don’t have to be.”
- “But there’s a world of difference between your struggle and mine. Whether you succeed or fail, your family is still alive.”
- “Everybody up! Creepy shit incoming!”
- “You intend to stop those that did this? Then go. Give them hell.”
- “Oh, but… what if I need you?”
- “You can always talk to me. Even if I’m not around, you’ll feel me there with you.”
- “Ugh. I don’t want to know. No, that’s a lie. I absolutely want to know. What’s this all about?”
- “We kind of pissed off a vampire.”
- “Oh, is that what you’re doing? I thought you were practicing your resting bitch face.”
- “And for the record, I have a magnificent bitch face.”
- “Oh. Thank God. 'Cause what I was picturing was, like… whoa.”
- “Yeah, no worries. You’ll probably get your shit together eventually.”
- “But I know you. I know you care about others. That’s what makes a great leader.”
- “Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. Shh! Shh! Shh, quiet. Quiet. Go to sleep.”
- “Violence doesn’t burn away the clouds. It only makes more smoke.”
- “It’s you. Oh, but you’re not the same. ____, what have you become?”
- “I am what they made me.”
- “I do hope you and I can engage in a stimulating conversation. Because you’ll find the alternative to be most disagreeable.”
- “You think too much. All we got to do is… kill everyone and leave.”
- “Those were bad ideas and you should feel bad.”
- “Some folks you kill 'cause you’re ordered to. Them I killed 'cause I wanted to.”
- “Let me say, you were the one I was least looking forward to.”
- “I will have my vengeance and no one will stand in my way!”