[Text] 8luff. Like a lie, except usually to manipul8 someone into the desired course of action. It should've 8een inn8ly o8vious from the context. ::::/ What, can you seriously not read this?
And of course it's f8ke. It's not even a good trick! [Okay, she's totally lying, but - ]The moment I find my dice, there will 8e 8looooooood.
...prefera8ly as little of mine as possi8le, though.