Hahah, I can't really blame you for not playing - even for a survival horror type game the controls are...pretty bad (though you probably saw as much if you watched Brad's ER XD) It is an awesome game, though, and all the characters deserve so much love.
Nooo~ Don't resist the urge! Give into the temptaaatiiooon. The world - or at least Yellow Brick - neeeeeeds a Thomas or an Emily to bring more DP jooooy. /temptbribetempt
I look forward to throwing York and Zach into things sometime soon!