> What you're asking me puts my job in jeopardy and certainly would be frowned upon by the Austin PD. If I agreed to these terms, I would need your word this would go no further than you, me, and the injured. > That being said, I can't exactly ignore someone in desperate need of medical attention. That kind of thinking makes for shitty doctors and shittier people. > I'll need to inspect all the merchandise before any transactions are made. > I should also perform a cursory exam to make sure you aren't concussed, because if you think the Reese's eggs are better than their Halloween pumpkins, you obviously have some sort of brain damage.