SENT FROM: Lita TYPE: Text to Savannah TIME: September 10, 5:55 p.m., hours after this conversation.
> Talked to your ex earlier today. > News flash: he's still a huge douche lord. > Oh my God, see what I did just there? How often does an insult work both literally and figuratively?
> [...] are you still mad at me?
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SENT FROM: Lita TYPE: Text to Demi TIME: September 10, 5:59 p.m.
> A patient with a nasty stomach bug puked all over Helen and her favorite blouse today. > I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. Helen was less amused. > I'd say it was the best thing to happen to me this week but I'm sure you've heard the news by now. > So how's "playing house" with lover boy these days?
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SENT FROM: Lita TYPE: Text to Cal Davidson TIME: September 10th, 6:15 p.m.
> So I'm assuming that if you had gone geek after that washout bite I would have heard about it by now. > Didn't feel the need to inform your primary care physician? I'm crushed. > So, turns out, we have a mutual friend. You still hang around with Demi over in the ivory tower?
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SENT FROM: Lita TYPE: Text to Torrie Reed TIME: September 10, 6:23 p.m.
> Sol told me you were going to see Chandless. > If you didn't want to go by yourself, I'd be willing to go with you. > Doesn't mean anything's changed with us. > I just thought it might be easier to go with someone who went through it same as you.