I go away for a couple hours and the above happens...
ANYWAY. Hi. Unfortunately for you, since you're Thomas' best mate and you live in Chicago you get a double dose of Matt. He's not south side trash though, because the twins parents were in the movie business so other than him slumming it during holidays they wouldn't have hung around much as kids, which lets all face it, is for the best.
BUT NOW HE'S A COP, SO HE CAN BE RIGHT IN YOUR FACE JOEY MALONE. AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY'S...sorry...I'm deriving too much pleasure from this.