Oliver Knapp // Prince Philip (takeaknapp) wrote in reincarnatecomm, @ 2010-06-12 23:21:00 |
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Entry tags: | holly strange, oliver knapp |
To: Holly Strange
From: Oliver Knapp
"HOLLIIIEEEEEEE!!!" The sounds of shouting and general merriment can be heard in the background, and even someone trying to sing or play a bad version of 'Rule Britannia'. "What a FUCKING wanker Dempsey is! Green should have saved, but it's Dempsey's fault! Goat-shitting tit-fucker. And Onyewu too. I mean, he ain't a wanker, but he has a fucking HILARIOUS beard! You seen it? You fucking should." The next exchange is slightly muffled and obviously not into the phone. "Yeah, yeah, alright mate. Keep your fucking knickers on. I'll have a Stella, and get Tony to pour it, the new bird leaves too much head on."
"So anyway," Is continued back into the headset, "Since neither of us are technically losers, though really you guys still are because of fucking Green, I think we should go out. Okay? Holly? ...You there? HOLLY? Fuck you too then! Fuuuuckin' Dempsey. Oi oi lads! Where's me Ste--"