E-mail(s) To: Agency Staff From: Phineas Chen Subject:Announcement
Hello, all –
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that I have been heartlessly tricked into taking over the position of Director of the Agency from interim director and shameless traitor, Jace Kent. Sadly, my first act as Director will not be to fire Mr. Kent; instead, he's being rewarded with a demotion back down to Director of Politics, where I'm sure he'll drink from the keg of glory and celebrate his good fortune with the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.
In all seriousness, though, I'm pleased (if not a little bit anxious) to be your new Director, and I want to reassure you all that this switch in positions will not result in any sort of overhaul or upheaval of our day-to-day business. That said, I'll be scheduling meetings with all department heads (except Jace, to whom I'm never speaking again) to discuss any concerns or ideas for the Agency going forward. Regular staff members are also welcome to schedule meetings with me, though it won't be required. The door to my office is always open, and I'm here to listen as much as I am to work.