Jason Kent ✈ James T. Kirk (setphasers) wrote in reincarnatecomm, @ 2018-09-18 21:13:00 |
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Entry tags: | adam malloy, benjamin wolcott, bowie calhoun, jace kent |
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To: Agency employees
From: Director Jace Kent
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The singing coffee maker in the second floor break room seems to have short circuited and won't stop screaming, especially when anyone tries to unplug it. So, until someone's able to fix that, the second floor break room has been closed off.
Also, we'll be receiving some visitors from the U.S. Embassy in London tomorrow so please, for the love of god everyone try and be on your best possible behavior. We may not like it, but the Agency isn't in a position to turn away diplomats, no matter their government.
[...] Just try and keep the cheeto jokes to a minimum.
As always, keep up the good work, everyone.
- Director Jace