guess who (reincarnateanon) wrote in reincarnatecomm, @ 2015-11-09 19:06:00 |
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11.9.15 Hey everybody, your favorite gossiper is back. Did everybody miss me? Despite valiant efforts to keep a resourceful girl down, you haven't won yet reincarnate community. I'm still here. And no, I won't reveal my identity. What's some good juice without a little mystery? But of course, if you really didn't want me reporting, I wouldn't be here. I get oh-so-many tips from trusted viewers like you. Maybe I'm the reincarnate of Rita Skeeter. Or maybe I'm just the personification of all of your vindictiveness. Who am I kidding? I'm not that deep. So let's have it, darlings. Who made the cut this month, and who wished they didn't? I really don't think this is a new development, readers. SPOTTED: Did we all see that press conference? The usual cool, calm, and collected Zach Evans seemed a little shaky up there. Has our resident bad boy Evans gotten back into old habits? Or is the stress finally getting to him? Seriously, though, get over it. Spotted: More information is coming to light about the break up between these two. Looks like Drei didn't pull the same thing that his reincarnate did, but that he left because Corbin was such a bad boyfriend. Was there cheating involved? We wouldn't be surprised. I think we need some registration, people. Too soon? SPOTTED: Three superhero groups, only 20 people saved. It was an anti-reincarnate fundraiser, so maybe the "good guys" didn't really want to save them. Whatever, he's still hot. SPOTTED: Erik von Brandt. Rehab might be on the horizon for this REDO band member. There is such a thing as "too drunk". I'm just saying, can you blame him? SPOTTED: Well the cat's definitely out of the bag now! We've just received an exclusive photo that puts all lingering doubts to rest as to whether or not REDO's broody bassist David Ryan and his mysterious new friend Finley Melville are some kind of item. Judging from the explosive chemistry in this picture? It's no wonder there's a song written about him. Just further proof that maybe all it takes is meeting the right guy to drag you out of the closet. What a scandal! [Attached is a cell phone image, taken selfie style, of David & Finley locking lips.] Bet he wasn't smiling then. SPOTTED: Halloween was a pretty weird night for everyone it seems, but rumor has it that for someone in particular things got a little bit... loony. Eye witnesses at a haunted house in Philadelphia saw Rowan Stark experience some kind of mental break down in the middle of the party, and some even swear they saw him start to sprout fangs before he was rushed out of the room. Later, there were reports of seeing a large wolf running around the property. Coincidence? We think not. Should the reincarnate community be concerned about an unchecked werewolf in our midst? We hear those bites can be contagious. Like that outfit isn't proof enough. SPOTTED: Proof that Stephen Fairchild has no boundaries when it comes to scientific curiosity — who actually looks for virgin sacrifices, anymore? If he doesn't think that's off limits, who knows what else the Prof gets up to in his spare time. We're not saying he's done anything wrong, we're just saying someone has to be responsible for all the strange things that keep happening. Who really knows this guy, anyway? Not that I'm complaining. SPOTTED: Anyone noticed that our resident Magneto has been awfully quiet lately? You might think that means that Gunnar Richards has given up this life of crime and terrorism, but come on, we all know better than that. A quiet Mags is a plotting Mags. Maybe we should be sleeping with one eye open. I might be okay with him biting me. SPOTTED: Looks like your favorite vampire frontman has been a bad, bad boy. We saw you under that mask, Leander, and we know what you did on Halloween. One question: where's the body? I'll never understand this. SPOTTED: Ren Larsen and Minnie Pappas have been chatting it up. We guess grumpy gods of the Underworld deserve love, too, but don't we all know how this story goes? Better watch out, Ren, before you find yourself choking down some pomegranate seeds. How else is Minnie gonna get the guy? I'm sure daddy dearest will pay for your therapy. SPOTTED: Sounds like Melissa Hancock isn't handling the stress well. Lannisters, home invasions, dead puppies... we don't blame her for having a breakdown at all. Don't worry, Melissa, bet the psych ward is plenty secure. No one's going to be able to get to you in there... maybe. Oh honey, just no. SPOTTED: Sabrina Shipton, enjoying herself with a mysterious new friend on the beach. Are you sure that's a good idea, Sabrina? Hanging out with suspicious looking strangers when you've already gotten one threat to your life doesn't seem like a smart idea, and that guy? He looks pretty shady to us. Might want to think twice about that new friendship. About damn time. SPOTTED: Someone has been making visits to the clinic. Did you have some nasty surprises left over from Halloween, Chris, or is this related to our previous story. We're putting money on a little stint at rehab. That's all for this time lovelies! If you have any tips for me, e-mail them to me. And as always, keep those rumors coming. XOXO |