guess who (reincarnateanon) wrote in reincarnatecomm, @ 2015-08-10 20:41:00 |
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8.10.15 Hey everybody, your favorite gossiper is back. Did everybody miss me? Despite valiant efforts to keep a resourceful girl down, you haven't won yet reincarnate community. I'm still here. And no, I won't reveal my identity. What's some good juice without a little mystery? But of course, if you really didn't want me reporting, I wouldn't be here. I get oh-so-many tips from trusted viewers like you. Maybe I'm the reincarnate of Rita Skeeter. Or maybe I'm just the personification of all of your vindictiveness. Who am I kidding? I'm not that deep. So let's have it, darlings. Who made the cut this month, and who wished they didn't? At least they're used to the press. SPOTTED: Andy Lang is no stranger to gossip circulating her love life. Previously linked to her own band mate, David Ryan, we really shouldn't be shocked that she's currently hitting it up with another famous rock star. The shocking part? Her new beau is none other than Leander Durant from rival band Overbite. I can't even begin to imagine what their band mates are thinking. This titillating development is so Shakespearean that I'm getting the popcorn ready for the inevitable tragic ending. Now that you mention it, he does look quite feminine. Spotted: Atticus Drake, cross-dresser? Believe it or not, folks, that's what our sources are reporting to us! Mr. Drake was recently spotted shopping in the women's section of several outlet stores, and some have even claimed to see him dressed completely as a woman, wig and all. Where has this recent spark of courage come from? Who knows. Maybe we're meeting the next Caitlyn Jenner. It's about time he stopped moping. SPOTTED: Christian Shipton and Krista Landry cozying up together on multiple occasions. Is it possible that these two crazy kids have made a love connection? All signs point to yes! We'll keep you updated on this sickeningly adorable development as we get more information. We may be staring into the face of undiluted evil. SPOTTED: Brennan Gallagher calling out the gods with a shit-eating grin. Apparently he caused quite a row when he angered the reincarnate of Zeus herself. But that begs a few questions. A man--or boy--willing to anger a god has either a death wish or a lot of power. So which is it? And if it's the latter, exactly whose side is he on? Mind your children, lovelies, the apocalypse may be coming. He apparently has a thing for weird hair? SPOTTED: Looks like now that Daniel Morgan is out of the closet, he just can't get enough of the wardrobe changes. We hear he was spotted having lunch with a sexy librarian in New York. Since we've also heard he's still plenty cozy with the old one, we have to wonder... open relationship, or is he more like his dear departed daddy than he wants us to think? Bored now. SPOTTED: Henry Walker looking a little more glowing than usual. With another birthday recently in the can, we have to speculate about what other milestone may have happened. Perhaps Mr. Walker is no longer a virgin? Care to weigh in, Clay? I'm sorry, I forgot what we were talking about for a second. SPOTTED: Is Jason Kent trying to double dip? There were already rumors floating around awhile ago about our favorite Agency heart breaker and Finley Melville, but lately we've noticed him chatting up one Joseph Melville on the boards too. Trying to snag two relatives for the price of one, Jace? Or did a certain rock star get jealous and you had to settle for a younger, less hot family model. Maybe he's a Kirk/Spock shipper too? Live long and prosper, lover boys. Baby bump? Painful regret? WEDDING WENT: Did anybody hear wedding bells? Somehow even this Wedding Watch slipped past our radar, but maybe that's because it seemingly happened overnight. Recently it was discovered that Mike Richards and Kat Thorn spontaneously tied the knot in Vegas. Rumor has it they were drunk, but could there be another reason? Wouldn't be the first time Vegas had seen a shot gun wedding. Either way, now we're left wondering one thing, just how long is this unconventional, whirlwind romance going to last? Are we sensing some regrets already? We hope not, there is literally not a more attractive couple in the world. Congrats, you two! I'm confused too, Peyton-Face. SPOTTED: Office tension is nothing new, especially in the reincarnate world. Lately, however, it seems that the tension between Kai Whistler and Peyton Lark is smothering everybody around them. Witnesses claim they've heard the two arguing and working in close quarters more lately, sometimes even late into the night after everybody has left the office. I don't know, readers. I smell an illicit affair. Maybe they're fighting over boyfriends. Spotted: Scott Morgan and Zachary Evans seem to be at each other's throats lately. While this royal family would prefer that their family's pristine image of togetherness and love be preserved, it would seem that these two haven't gotten the memo. Constant fighting on the boards and clear jabs at each other in the open make it very clear that there's less than love between them. What I'm curious about is how does the rest of the family pick sides? I'd personally pick the hotter one. Soooo gay. SPOTTED: Shane Webster and Mitchell Lance training together a little too closely to be platonic, if you get my drift. While many a fan-fic writer prefer the Captain Bucky ship, we can't help but put all of our money on this interesting pair. Salutations, good sirs, and gay on. You have our blessing. That's all for this time lovelies! If you have any tips for me, e-mail them to me. And as always, keep those rumors coming. XOXO |