guess who (reincarnateanon) wrote in reincarnatecomm, @ 2015-06-29 18:50:00 |
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6.29.15 Hey everybody, your favorite gossiper is back. Did everybody miss me? Despite valiant efforts to keep a resourceful girl down, you haven't won yet reincarnate community. I'm still here. And no, I won't reveal my identity. What's some good juice without a little mystery? But of course, if you really didn't want me reporting, I wouldn't be here. I get oh-so-many tips from trusted viewers like you. Maybe I'm the reincarnate of Rita Skeeter. Or maybe I'm just the personification of all of your vindictiveness. Who am I kidding? I'm not that deep. So let's have it, darlings. Who made the cut this month, and who wished they didn't? Hopefully she'll be more dressed up for the nuptuals. WEDDING WATCH: Superheroes are the in thing these days, what with Marvel and DC competing in movie theaters everywhere. What used to be a fascination reserved for the nerdy is now hip, and we even get to see these very heroes fighting in (and making a mess out of) our streets. Know what isn't popular? Superhero weddings. My sources say that that's about to change! Attach the Kensington name to anything and it becomes vogue, and a little birdy told me that one Kylie Kensington is engaged to our wall-crawling favorite, Thomas Taylor. One has to wonder what the color scheme at that wedding will be. Get with the program. Even the states have legalized it. Spotted: We've been seeing some pretty serious shade being thrown between both sides of the on-going Westeros-style feud for months now, but you know what we've noticed? The ambassador of the Argentine Republic, Federico Alberto de Oliveira, sure does seem to really hate on the gays. Numerous negative comments, slurs, and even some thinly veiled threats have been seen directed at one Liam Walker and Scott Morgan, Camelot's controversial 'it' couple. What's the matter, Rico, not all for marriage equality? Or any equality? Something smells like homophobe in here. Soon it won't just be the Lannisters who hate you. SPOTTED: Speaking of feuding, did anyone catch that last cyber throw down? While both sides were pretty much claws out from the get go, Liam Walker took it one step further when he accused the Mrs. Oliveira of being a modern day Hitler. Bad form, Liam, don't you know the lady Lannister's also totally Jewish? Cultural insensitivity, or just plain racism, it's anyone's guess, but either way it's not looking good for our King in the North. One thing's for sure, nobody in this feud really looks all that sympathetic anymore. Maybe that's just what happens when you're written by GRRM. Gotta be a pretty bitter pill to swallow when you're already six feet under. Ouch. You can't see it in this pic, but apparently he's gorgeous. SPOTTED: It's been awhile since we've seen our favorite royal player out on the town, but our prayers have finally been answered. Just last weekend Freddie Morgan, Camelot's little prince, was spotted at one of New York's hottest new nightclub openings, and looking pretty cozy with his date in a short dress for the evening. Is he back to his old habits? Whatever the cause for the weird dry spell was, we're glad it's over, the weekly tabloids are so much more interesting with the younger Morgan front and center. I mean, have you seen that face? Mystery date is one lucky girl! Jealous, much. Oh god. She's going to regret this if she remembers it. SPOTTED: Rumor has it this former bad girl is getting in touch with her wild side again. Not only is her infamous counterpart Rose Red known for her partying, but we have it on good authority that Briar Wolfe was quite the bad seed in her heyday. Sure she's got the whole Florence Nightingale act down pat, but are we buying it? Do old habits ever really stay dead? We think there's still a little bit of that reckless party girl left just dying to let her hair down. Why fight it? Be careful, Red. You don't want to ruin that shiny new reputation so soon. We hear you can party pretty hard. Someone's more shocked than us! SPOTTED: We've been noticing a lot of tension lately. Actually, we've been noticing a real lack of tension lately, if you know what we mean. Rachel Young and Nate Henderson are still seen in public together often, but you could probably fit a whole other person between them with the distance they keep between each other. What's the matter, love birds? Trouble in paradise already? When you stop touching each other in public, that usually means you're not doing much touching in private either. And what's with those gloves, Rachel? We know you're all about the bold fashion choices, but seriously. They don't go with every outfit. Maybe Nate's tired of it too. Just something to think about! Hey, she could turn us. SPOTTED: We've been wondering about this one for awhile, but now it seems pretty clear. Our resident vigilante barbie has been spotted on several occasions at bars talking up patrons of the female persuasion - and not in a 'let's go shopping and talk about boys' sort of way. Who knew she'd be playing for the other team? Or is it both teams? No judgement here, sometimes dipping into both pools is better than sticking to just one. Either way, it's obvious Emma Bailey's been playing something pretty close to the chest. Come on, Em, someone as hot as you shouldn't stay locked in the closet. Love is love! You can even get married to anyone you want now. Personally, I see you with another blonde. They always have more fun. If David doesn't want him, can I have him? SPOTTED: Ever heard the expression keep your friends close and your enemies closer? REDO heartthrob David Ryan has been spotted with one Finley Melville several times in the public eye now, including an intimate dinner for two (and one source among the wait staff said you could cut the sexual tension with a knife). And after that relationship status change to 'It's Complicated' on Facebook that Ryan only weakly denied, one has to wonder if this is just their version of foreplay. Previously linked to his own bandmate Andy Lang, this rock star has also been rumored to make time with angelic boyfriend turned rabid fangirl Cadence Moreno, though we highly doubt that now. Sure, we've never caught wind of David Ryan being a player for his own team, but some of those bandfics are pretty convincing evidence that he could be. In this week's edition of 'Will They or Won't They', we just have one question for you boys. Have you already? All signs point to yes. Some things you shouldn't adapt from your reincarnate. Smell is one of them. SPOTTED: Apparently when it comes to the phrase 'cleanliness is next to godliness', Frankie Discombe seems to have missed the memo entirely. There's rumors flying around that our lady Wolverine is allergic to showers, and all her coworkers at the Agency are starting to get sick of it. I mean really, the least you could do if you're not going to bathe yourself regularly is put on some deodorant once in awhile. Somebody get this woman a flea bath! Good on you for getting a personal assistant and fuck buddy all in one. Spotted: It's a fact that these two attractive people have become something of an item in recent months, but rumor has it the man in the relationship isn't so much the man. Sorry, dude, but everyone can see who's really wearing the pants, and it ain't you. More than that, we have it on good authority that none of his friends like her, which is usually a death sentence for any relationship. So why are you still letting Billie bend you over, Adam? The sex must be pretty good if you're willing to sacrifice your masculinity for it. Maybe one of your friends can let you borrow some of theirs? Hope that leash isn't choking you. This family puts the Kardashians to shame. SPOTTED: Uh oh! Looks like there's no shortage of trouble in the Quimby household. First an anorexic sister, then a black market dealing brother, and now we have it on good authority that Clayton Quimby is on steroids? Does he even need those? We've seen how big those muscles can get. Clay-Clay, if you're worried about performance issues, you might want to try a different kind of drug. That's all for this time lovelies! If you have any tips for me, e-mail them to me. And as always, keep those rumors coming. XOXO |