guess who (reincarnateanon) wrote in reincarnatecomm, @ 2015-05-17 18:15:00 |
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5.17.15 Hey everybody, your favorite gossiper is back. Did everybody miss me? Despite valiant efforts to keep a resourceful girl down, you haven't won yet reincarnate community. I'm still here. And no, I won't reveal my identity. What's some good juice without a little mystery? But of course, if you really didn't want me reporting, I wouldn't be here. I get oh-so-many tips from trusted viewers like you. Maybe I'm the reincarnate of Rita Skeeter. Or maybe I'm just the personification of all of your vindictiveness. Who am I kidding? I'm not that deep. So let's have it, darlings. Who made the cut this month, and who wished they didn't? Have at it, boys. Spread the love. SPOTTED: Everybody knows three's a crowd, but who's the third wheel? Die hard Overbite fans and loyal 'Lorbin' shippers would say it's the canine newcomer who's been seen at Corbin's side for months, and the fan base isn't happy about it. One passionate source and contributer to some on-line Overbite 'bandfic' claims, "Leander and Corbin were meant to be together! Their love is eternal just like them." Of course, everyone already knows that at one time, the band's frontman and drummer were pretty hot and heavy. Is this a sign that the chemistry is still there, and Yoko's just getting in the way again? So does this make him the villain now? Spotted: Chris Holloway, our favorite train wreck. Word on the street is that everyone's favorite man to hate is recently single after a nasty break-up with his hot girlfriend. Did that provide guidance and salvation to our addiction-addled friend? Sorry, folks, if you were looking for a redemption story you won't find it here. Chris-Cross has been seen with a revolving door of one-night stands since the break-up, and seedy alleys seem to be his new favorite hangout. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Seriously. How old is he? SPOTTED: Brennan Gallagher may not look the part of the heartthrob next door, but my sources say that this man (boy? who knows) is the next biggest playboy to graze the reincarnate streets. One has to wonder, do the ladies--Hannah Ryan and Victoria Middleton--know about each other? Definitely see the crazy eyes. SPOTTED: Beverly Reed looking a little less than sane. We all know how it goes, folks. Reincarnation seeps into everything we do, and eventually we're more like them than we are ourselves. For some of us that's okay; for others there's a fully trained brain-washed assassin in our brains. I don't want to point fingers, but if this girl has a trigger, perhaps it's best to give her a wide berth. Should we fill out a missing person report? SPOTTED: Or, well, not spotted. Has anyone seen Lana Ross lately? Rumor has it she's become a recluse. Has she finally caved under the pressure of being a revolutionary without a revolution? Perhaps our Mockingjay got caught up in her own fire and has officially burned out. I can see people protesting that smarmy face. SPOTTED: Corrupt law enforcement is nothing new. In fact, tales of law enforcement committing acts of police brutality in the United States is all over the media these days. Did you know that it isn't reserved strictly for mundie cops? Credible sources say that a certain favorite wizard is not only corrupt, but leaps over the lines of the law quite frequently. Come now, Phoenix, nobody likes a stalker. Seriously, what is with this family? SPOTTED: Quentin Quimby is not unfamiliar with scandal. Being a member of the Quimby family seems to require skeletons in the closet that would shame the Kennedys. It only makes sense that this middle child felt the need to one-up his siblings with his devious behavior. But really, Quentin, was it really the right choice to sell your weaponized invention on the seedy black market? For shame. Guess blondes really are dumb. SPOTTED: Who doesn't remember the anxiety of high school graduation looming when you were ready to embark on the next stage of your life? Most of it is good anxiety as you're preparing to head off to college come the fall, or start that new job you've accepted. But what happens if you're rejected from every college you apply to? Luckily most of us only live that nightmare while we're sleeping, but for Libby Hendrie this is an all-too-real reality. Inadequacy deals an alarming blow just as her brother replaces her with a new family. Harsh, universe. The harsh sound of replacement. BABY NEWS: Remember when we had Jess on baby bump watch? Well, we were a little off on the timing, but we sure did predict it! It was announced right in the middle of the great Hendrie wedding of 2015 that our favorite hostile victor from District 7 was expecting, and both parents seem to be pretty happy about it. But should they be? After all, Camelot isn't exactly a safe job to raise a kid with these days. Hope they've got life insurance! Hey, I'm not judging this romance. Spotted: Our resident woman of steel and resident bad boy Mason Sullivan have been at each other's throats - though surprisingly not from day one. Sources say they used to flirt pretty heavily before they become arch enemies, and now the sexual tension is near palpable. In fact, just earlier this month people spotted the two in a particularly passionate argument with sparks flying, literally, when it turned physical and resulted in some property damage of a New York club. Is this a sign that these two just need to give in and get busy? In this week's edition of 'Will They or Won't They', it's a pretty sure bet they will, and everybody already knows Jen's been on the rebound. Sometimes enemies is just another word for lovers, after all. True love? Or...publicity? Something. SPOTTED: Speaking of band incest, what's up with our favorite bassist and guitarist from REDO? David and Andy used to be the power couple of reincarnate rock n' roll until their split in late 2013, breaking hearts and crushing the dreams of REDO fans everywhere. It was like Gwen Stefani and Tony Kanal all over again, except without all the annoying break up songs. Luckily the band doesn't seem to have suffered much, though one has to wonder why? Where's all the drama? Are Ryan and Lang back together and just keeping it on the down low this time? Inquiring minds and rabid fans want to know, though we think there's a real possibility with the recent spike in their internet fanbase lately. Bandfic shippers are single handedly keeping our hopes alive! At least she looks fabulous while being a terrorist. The Juice: Looks like Gunnar Richards and Willette Sullivan have been doing a little father-daughter bonding over some friendly terrorism. Let's be honest, there wasn't a doubt in your minds who was responsible for the destruction of a few certain facilities we've all heard so much about - they even left us all a calling card. You have to wonder, though, is everyone's favorite Witch trying to impress Dadneto, or is it the other way around? Careful, Willette, your daddy issues are showing. Vigilante or serial killer? The Juice: Forget the massive property destruction that most vigilantes settle for, we hear that Arrow's skipping right to the big leagues. He seems a little too comfortable with shooting first and asking questions when everyone's dead - we don't blame him for keeping that hood on, with the body count rising and those murder charges adding up. Who are you rooting for, readers? The Juice: We hear Noah Lazarus has been enjoying his hero's dues after his dramatic slam of the American government. He was spotted escorting Lydia Evans to the wedding event of the century, and the couple seemed to be enjoying each other's company. We thought there might be love in the air, but he and Olivia Shepherd weren't exactly shy about announcing their weekend long sleepover (we heard there were numb body parts involved - kinky). Which one is it, Noah? We can't see either lady agreeing to share. Chin up, Morgan. I hear the itching goes away sometimes. The question is answered - Daniel Morgan and his new man, Zane Rosen, have definitely done 'it', and it sounds like he got a little more than he bargained for. We hear the two men were seen at the Reincarnate Clinic getting tested for STDs... looks like Daniel didn't know where that thing has been, after all. No word yet on whether the boyfriend gave him the gift that keeps on giving. Care to comment, gentlemen? That's all for this time lovelies! If you have any tips for me, e-mail them to me. And as always, keep those rumors coming. XOXO |