guess who (reincarnateanon) wrote in reincarnatecomm, @ 2015-02-23 17:24:00 |
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2.23.15 Hey everybody, your favorite gossiper is back. Did everybody miss me? Despite valiant efforts to keep a resourceful girl down, you haven't won yet reincarnate community. I'm still here. And no, I won't reveal my identity. What's some good juice without a little mystery? But of course, if you really didn't want me reporting, I wouldn't be here. I get oh-so-many tips from trusted viewers like you. Maybe I'm the reincarnate of Rita Skeeter. Or maybe I'm just the personification of all of your vindictiveness. Who am I kidding? I'm not that deep. So let's have it, darlings. Who made the cut this month, and who wished they didn't? You can't trust the pretty ones. SPOTTED: Tensions are running high in our favorite undead rock group after a shocking twist in a game of 'whose your daddy', and now we're really hoping we were wrong about those two crazy kids. Talk about ick factor. We always knew Leander must get around, but the Secretary of Defense? Not sure if we can even call this gossip when the truth is spelled out for us right there on the boards. Stay tuned to see if father and daughter find a way to make amends. Will the band be able to survive this awkward? Also, inquiring minds want to know. Just how long has the Sec Def been a reincarnate? I smell a government scandal. You are the weakest link--goodbye. Oops! Just a couple weeks ago our own prince of PR, Zach Evans, was the victim of an assassination attempt in his own press conference. Sources say he's on the mend, so that's a nice change of pace. But how long can it last? Camelot's royal family has a pretty unfortunate habit of dropping like flies, and it's been awhile since they've had a funeral. Not even the barest hint of a rumor about the shooter, which means they're still at large, and could easily strike again. Doesn't seem like Zach's sister is up to the security task, either. Maybe Zach should consider investing in a bullet proof glass bubble in the meantime. [ooc: Linked at the bottom are a few pictures that went viral after the shooting, one of Zach on the ground with Lyda distraught and hovering over him, and a couple at the hospital, Zach being unloaded from the ambulance and Lydia following, covered in blood.] At least he's an improvement. SPOTTED: Anybody else experiencing some serious deja vu? Wasn't it only a few short months ago that we'd spotted Daniel Morgan out and about with a mysterious new 'friend'? Well hold onto your loins, ladies and gentlemen, because he's done it again! Whether they've actually done 'it' remains to be seen, but at the beginning of the month Morgan was spotted with fellow Camelot member Zane Rosen, at a charity benefit in London. They were looking pretty cozy with each other by the bar, and sources say both Morgan and Rosen's previous relationships had only very recently gone sour. Coincidence? I think not. [ooc: Linked at the bottom is a picture of the two of them at the bar, seeming to be laughing privately about something with their heads bowed and Daniel's hand on Zane's shoulder.] He kind've looks like a terrorist. SPOTTED: Terrorists in the reincarnate community attacking the X-Mansion. And hey, weren't they all "former" reincarnates who had taken the cure? What exactly do they have against the X-Men, then? That Adam Malloy guy said he never had powers in the first place, but we heard he was using them. And where exactly is Nikolai Peterson now? He seems to have mysteriously vanished after participating in the attack. That's one way to get out of paying child support. Oh honey. Didn't you know? Drugs are bad, mmkay. SPOTTED: Chris Holloway has been spotted partying harder than usual. We've even heard that he may have a drug dealer on speed dial. Yet another so-called superhero gone bad. It's a little hard to protect the streets when you're what we need to be protected from, Chris. And this, folks, is how you grow up to be a hobo! SPOTTED: Once a Runaway, always a runaway. It seems fifteen-year-old Thea Peeters has been proclaiming very publicly that she doesn't need things like school and a roof over her head, just bad guys to punch. Concerned family members have been ignored for the young vigilantes she idolizes. How long until this teenager becomes another statistic? Smells like teen rebellion--and homeless musk. SPOTTED: It looks like the youngest Quimby is taking advantage of being out from under mother's watchful eye to go wild. We've heard that Colby Quimby has moved Jay Kanoska into her New York apartment, straight off the streets on the first day they met. He may be easy on the eyes, but how much could she really know about her new live-in boyfriend? Careful, Colby, you never know what else you might pick up. At least we hope it's a baby bump. Maybe some gym time to get rid of the food baby is in order. SPOTTED: Speaking of good girls, bad boys, and unexpected consequences, look who's talking nursery schemes! Sources say that Melissa Hancock and Ender Şahin may be expecting a little bundle of joy. No word yet on due dates or if their parenthood was planned, but we say if this was good news for the two, they'd be celebrating a little more openly. We just hope she's already told that overprotective family of hers... because the cat's out of the bag now! I hope this isn't the picture they're using for their Save-the-Dates. SPOTTED: Remember our last edition of the wedding watch? Turns out we were right! Vigilante dreamboats Colin Ford and Owen Murphy are officially engaged, just a little later than expected. Congrats, boys! We knew you had it in you. Well, we hoped for the best, anyway. Has anybody gotten a peak at the rock yet? Jenny. Boo. Take a bath. You'll feel (and smell) better. Spotted:All aboard the train to heartbreak city. Looks like our woman of steel's latest relationship has gone down the drain. Again. How many is that now? Starting to think it's not the guys with the problem, maybe all that super strength is just too much for them to handle. Try not to break the next one, Jen-Jen, available and eligible men are getting harder and harder to find these days. Wouldn't want you to end up an old spinster in your fortress of solitude. Something to think about! Yeesh. No comment necessary. SPOTTED: Another socialite on the wrong side of a drinking problem. Numerous sources point to a downward spiral from infamous socialite Victoria Middleton. If recent exploits are any indication, this girl could use some rehab. Or at the very least, a twelve-step program! Is this the psycho or the bitch? I can't even tell them apart. The Juice: A little bird told us that things aren't all as they should be in the deepest depths of the Agency. Have you noticed a little something missing lately? No? Perhaps your other half did. We're hearing that some of our favorite relics are intentionally being misfiled, but for what dark purpose? We all know the Lord of the Underworld Minnie Pappas is in charge down there. Is she storing up magical artifacts for a reason or has sibling rivalry gone out the window? If the gods are uniting where do we stand? That's all for this time lovelies! If you have any tips for me, e-mail them to me. And as always, keep those rumors coming. XOXO |