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Lorne Cameron // Prince Hamlet of Denmark (
tobeornot
) wrote in
reincarnatecomm
,
@
2010
-
09
-
17
00:06:00
Phone Call
Who:
Fletcher Charleston and Lorne Cameron
What:
Rings, congratulations, deliveries, and snark.
-riiiiing-
"Hello?"
"I need another favor, little brother."
"Aye, no problem. How many people are trying to kill you this time?"
"Just one, but I'm hoping I can talk him out of it." -pause- "Could you pick something up for me, if I sent you with the money?"
-wary- "Sure. I suppose I could do that."
"Gemma wants us to get married. I'll be damned if I'm doing it without giving her a ring."
"Of cour... wait. What?"
"We're getting married. Julian knows a guy out of the country who will do it on the sly."
"That's lovely, brother. Have you gone completely mad?"
"More than likely, yes. She asked me, I couldn't just say no."
"Of course not. You're lucky to find a woman that'll have ya, aye? So the real questions is, has she gone completely mad?"
"Again, probably. I'm not going to question it, though."
"Ooookay. Right. Um, congratulations?"
"Don't congratulate me yet. I still have to convince her brother that this is a good idea."
"Let me guess, he's the one wants to kill you?"
"I'm guessing. We've spoken a bit, he doesn't seem to like me much."
-sarcastic- "I can't imagine why."
"You're so supportive, Lorne. I don't know how you manage it."
"You know me, always a shoulder to cry on. I'm here for you, Fletcher."
"I can tell. I'll be sure to pass you best wishes on to Gemma. I'll be sure to sound extra sincere."
"Shove off." -laughs- "I'm happy for you. Really. Suprised, and worried, but happy. So... you need a ring?"
"I'm a bit surprised and worried as well." -pause- "Yes, I need a ring. Gemma picked one out, I just need someone to go get it."
"Sounds easy enough. Where am I going?"
"Tiffany's. I found a woman with expensive taste."
"Posh. Lucky for her she's got a man with spare cash and the good sense to indulge her."
"My thoughts exactly. You can just draw from one of the joint accounts to pay for it. I don't want to have it delivered here, just in case."
"Got it. I'll pick it up and get it to you. I'm guessing it's on hold on... your name? My name? Something else entirely?"
"Your name. Hopefully your lesbian won't get suspicious."
"That would be a fun one to explain. Don't think we're quite that far yet."
"Right. Well, it's ready whenever you are. We're still at Gemma's place. Finding a new house is easier said than done."
"I'm sure. Be sure to get one with a white picket fence. I'll give you a call as soon as I've got the ring."
"You're hilarious. Thanks again."
-dry- "I know, I'm thinking of going on tour. I'll talk to you soon. Say hi to the bride-to-be for me."
"I will."
-click-
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