Rhett Jackson = Ben (X5-493) (fourninethree) wrote in reincarnatecomm, @ 2014-09-06 02:00:00 |
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Entry tags: | rhett jackson, riley kingston |
Voicemail;
To: Riley Kingston
From: Rhett Jackson
"Clyde! It's Bonnie, what are you up to?"
"Shit, I forgot something back at the IKEA, think it's too late to get it back?"
"You're probably at work, god, I forgot about work, that's like, a necessity of life! But call me anyway."
"You are not going to believe what happened today. This jack off thinks that he can break into this house, right? And he decides to go all Ocean's Eleven on this thing... or Mission Impossible, what movie was the one where they go through the skylight? Whatever it is, they went in through the skylight, but that is so cliched! Of course everyone protects their skylights. He got stuck in the house because the sliding metal doors cut off his rope. Who does that right?"
"Call me back!"