guess who (reincarnateanon) wrote in reincarnatecomm, @ 2014-04-01 00:34:00 |
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03.31.14 Hey everybody, your favorite gossiper is back. Did everybody miss me? Despite valiant efforts to keep a resourceful girl down, you haven't won yet reincarnate community. I'm still here. And no, I won't reveal my identity. What's some good juice without a little mystery? But of course, if you really didn't want me reporting, I wouldn't be here. I get oh-so-many tips from trusted viewers like you. Maybe I'm the reincarnate of Rita Skeeter. Or maybe I'm just the personification of all of your vindiction. Who am I kidding? I'm not that deep. So let's have it, darlings. Who made the cut this month, and who wished they didn't? Second-guessing your choices, Jen? Us too. To get the ball rolling, I'd personally like to report on this potential love triangle. SPOTTED: Jennifer Hill and Alyssa Kenworthy apartment hunting, and rumor has it that Mason Sullivan's to blame. Could something be blooming there? We all know Jen loves a bad boy, just ask Bryce. We're rooting for you, Sullivan. Who doesn't love a Shakespearean tragedy? Maybe if things keep up, our potential love birds could end up like this next couple. You're glowing Jess. SPOTTED: Jessica Williamson looking a little round in the middle. It's well-known that this lucky girl was recently engaged to Lucas Hendrie, but was the forced truth to blame, or should we be putting the future Mrs. Hendrie on baby bump watch? It wouldn't be the first time Lucas got engaged over a pregnancy. Ah. But at least that would mean he finishes satisfactorily. Rumor has it our next couple isn't so lucky. Don't look so sad, Chris. There's medication for that. SPOTTED: Alyssa Kenworthy and Chris Holloway. The whispers have been abound for a while that these two vigilantes are more than just partners in crime-fighting. Sadly, things between them are seeming more awkward than love-festy. Were there performance issues? But who doesn't like a performance? I certainly enjoy the entertainment you all provide me. But sometimes it's just sad. Like our next Oh, darling, you shouldn't be smiling while looking like that. SPOTTED: A train wreck waiting to happen. Everyone, and I mean everyone on the catwalk is talking about how Billie Pappas is keeping that trim figure of hers. Girl, didn't you know Crystal will rot your teeth. It's time to book in for rehab. Maybe she'll have some company from our next friend. Sex addiction's a trendy thing now, right? I could have included the picture from that night, but trust me darlings, this one is less offensive. SPOTTED: Eddie Parks leaving a bar with two girls whilst completely hammered. My personal speculation is that money was exchanged, loves, but who am I to judge? ;) But Eddie, darling, everybody knows that if you're going to get caught in a drunken state you should at least look good. What on earth was up with the glasses? Only douchebags wear sunglasses at night. Ah, yes. I'm beginning to sense a pattern in our superhero niche of the world, where great power comes with great need--to tango between the sheets. The hat really adds to his skeevy womanizer look. SPOTTED: Charlie Lance and a much younger Hawkgirl spending quite a bit of time together. Their little "training" sessions, the fact that he went to her dance performance. Is there something more? Survey says probably. Survey also says this could only end badly, and we're hoping to be there for the aftermath. Don't worry little birds, with the trends of your friends, you'll be last week's news soon enough. What a glamorous walk of shame. Speaking of things ending badly, looks like another suitor of the infamous Black Widow's been cast aside. At least this one was left with a pulse. Quite the track record, Sam. SPOTTED: Samantha Ellis leaving the apartment of newly rekindled flame Charlie Lance for the third time this week. Could this be love, for the second time? Let's hope these exes figure it out sooner than Ross and Rachel did. We approve of this romance more than Lance's apparent knack for younger blood. The ring leader of the crime spree. Crime just got sexy. Now, it is my duty as a reporter to present all of the facts to those who need to know, and my lovely followers? This is need to know. Sources say the break-in at the Agency while everyone was asleep happened right after the Agency's security department hired three new employees. All reincarnates of vigilante types, just like the head of the department. Coincidence? We think inside conspiracy. SPOTTED: Colin Ford, Holly Strange, Colby Quimby, and Henry Walker. It seems to be a trend with our head of government to hire those already with too much power. Are they really trying to protect us, or are we in for a slight of hand? I, personally, don't trust my information with them. That's all for this time lovelies! If you have any tips for me, e-mail them to me. And as always, keep those rumors coming. XOXO |