Matthew Russell // Jack Shephard (livetogether) wrote in reincarnatecomm, @ 2010-08-17 23:33:00 |
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Entry tags: | kace tailor, matthew russell |
Who: Kace Tailor and Matt Russell
What: Phone Call - Fake Family Emergency
-ring-
"Kace speaking."
"Kacey Tailor? This is Dr. Russell. I'm sure you'll never believe this but there's been a horrific emergency with your family. You'll have to drop whatever you're doing right now."
-really wants to snicker- "Dr. Russell? Oh, god. What happened?" -aside: 'No, sorry, family emergency, I have to take this...yes, very serious, give me just a second.'-
-totally deadpan- "It's your uncle. He's been attacked by a wild boar. I know, you're thinking, 'I've never seen a wild boar in Toronto', but that's because they're stealthy, which is what makes them so dangerous."
-covers a laugh with a cough- "I'm sorry, I'm just so broken up over all this. That is terrible. Absolutely terrible. I know, I should get back there right away, but I'm right in the middle of a shoot and I couldn't possibly leave..."
"He's also suffering a very acute case of being imaginary. It's tragic, I honestly don't think he's going to make it."
"Oh my. In that case, I guess I'll have to take off. I'm sure they'll understand." -aside: 'Excuse me, I just need some privacy. There are arrangements to make.' The background voices fade.- "Damn it, Matthew, you're going to lose your tip if you keep this up."
-completely ignoring her- "You really should come out here immediately. He's been asking for you constantly. At least I assume he means you. I've never met a man before who referred to his young niece as 'honeybuns' but I'm not one to judge..."
"You're enjoying the hell out of this, aren't you?"
"It is astonishingly fun, yeah. Think they're buying it?"
"They're not very smart. They all looked appropriately sympathetic when I walked out, so I should be in the clear. I'm going to stand out here and look distraught for a few more minutes though, just to be sure."
"I'm sure you can manage that. You always know how to have the right look."
"Imagine that, having a skill that makes me good at my job." -laughs- "Thanks for looking after my 'uncle'."
-laughs- "No problem. Good luck with your escape. Try to be sneaky, if they catch you I may never get my 20 bucks."
"Don't worry about me, Matty. I'll be fine. I just needed a good cover."
"Right. I should go. Your uncle is flirting with the imaginary nurses again. Batty old perv."
-snickers- "Yeah, yeah. Where do you want me to deliver that twenty?"
"That depends, if you want to pay me in American dollars, I'm at the clinic all day. Otherwise I'll be back in Toronto tonight. You could always check the exchange rate..."
"I'll be back in Toronto, too. Watch out for those wild boars."
"Will do. See you later."
-click-